Rodeo queen of the midnight show
Big booty bandit ridin’ cowboys back
Backwoods babe with country skills
Cowgirl hat on, thighs like steel
Throat so smooth, lips so sweet
Real cowboys? Y’all do fine
Hop on, honey, I’ll take the wheel
Thick in the hips, queen of charm
Ask polite — I might allow that
Tip me good or ride solo
Stampede Nova’ll do no harm
But once I’m done, you’ll understand
Why I’m the best in all the land*
Pay up first, no IOU
Shower fresh, smell like pine
You’ll think you died on Easy Street
Time is tickin’, I’m no saint
I’m the main event tonight
Cash is king — no free screw
Wrangle your urges, rope ‘em tight
Wanna stay longer? Better not faint
Hayloft hijinks, truckbed thrills
No pics, no vids, no touchin’ my hat
**Call me Nova — Stampede’s finest snack